1- There is such a thing as a peeling-privilege; when oranges or grapefruit are limited to 1 half a day, the peeler is always allotted the larger half.
2- Your 'spot' (seat) is still your spot even after you've let the dog out, gone to the bathroom and drank a glass of milk, and anyone attempting to steal is has a 76.9% chance of being sat on and about a .06% chance of maintaining ownership of the spot in the end.
3- Boys are capable of building houses, chopping heads off chickens, and milking cows even when they're disgustingly poopy, but they absolutely can NOT assist the baby calling, "I done!" from the bathroom. ...I'm still not sure why.
4- When you hear your name being called: good news is your nickname in a sweet sing-song voice and bad news is your full name spelled out slowly including middle and last.
5- Seats in the fifteen passenger van are claimed by birthright, carsickness and friends wanting to sit next to each other (and in that order). Seat stealing in the van is a big offense, and one you're not likely to get away with.
|(Yes, there is only eight. I took the picture.)|
6- You are allowed only one piece of the heart section of a diced up watermelon. After that, you're supposed to take from the area touching the rind, that way everyone gets a taste of the heart.
7- There is such a thing as Chess vs. the two year old in which she is allowed to do whatever she wants with any of the pieces on the board, but try and take one of her pieces on a legitimate kill and she'll point a finger and cry "ah cheating!" and then heartily laugh.
8- The last one to pour a glass of milk has to put the jar back in the cold room/fridge.
9- 'Finders keepers' does not apply or nobody would own anything.
10- If you show up late for dinner, you can't complain about scraping the pot--but you usually do anyway.
There you have them folks. The ten unspoken big family Commandments. Now don't drop them on your way down the mountainside or I'll have to type them up all over again.
Oh, and there is an 11th commandment: 11- You are supposed to clean up after yourself, sweep up the snow you tracked in, put your dishes in the sink and put your hat and gloves away in the shelves, but you usually don't because you know big sister will just end up doing it for you... Although I guess that one doesn't really count because it is spoken about... lots. *wink* lol! I suppose I accepted that lot in life when I accepted the big sister position after looking over all my options in heaven: "Hmm, those siblings look awfully cute God, but will they clean up after themselves?" "They'll try, but more than likely you'll just end up doing it for them." "Well then, I suppose I'll give big-sisterhood a try, as long as they try."
And they do try, as well as seven year olds are capable of trying, I'm sure. ;)
Hello- It's Emily again. I'm sorry it took such a long time to reply. School has been keeping me busy! I live in Southwestern Minnesota, near a town called Minneota. Yes, I helped with chores on our farm, but I was mainly help my mother with household duties. We mostly raise pigs, but we also have about 10 goats, 2 horses, and 2 dogs.ReplyDelete
I love this post- so funny and so true! Well, I have quite a bit to get done before the day is over so I better go.
In Christ through Mary,
Cute commandments. I can see that being a big sister is good preparation for marriage. I feel that most of the marriage vocation is cleaning up after others and forgetting what sleeping in feels like..........so I think you're off to good start. ta taReplyDelete
I see someone trying to be nice about bunny ears as the other takes it nicely lol. Donna an Andrew wanting to get going! Johnny and Michael..... well being Johnny and Michael lol! While Stephen and Lizz take in the view. Can't See Mary though!! Gotta get Mom and Dad in their!!ReplyDelete
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